MOONWALKER, DORTHROXIA, OF THE HITCHHIKER'S GALAXY DECK SHOES

MOONWALKER, DORTHROXIA, OF THE HITCHHIKER'S GALAXY DECK SHOES

$23.00

DESIGNER: Frye

STORY: Would you believe that a fem-alien named Dorthroxia was actually responsible for the famous "Moonwalk?" She was silver, like these shoes, and she met Michael Jackson while his spirit was floating in the cosmos the 1st and last time he ever took ayahuasca. It's hard to say who was more startled, but when Dorthroxia began moonwalking away in panic (that's the only way they get around except for moonrunning, I'll have you know), MJ mimicked her movements and she stopped. Obviously even aliens were impressed by him. He asked for the shoes thinking it would improve his moves, but he was disappointed to discover they only fit his spirit body. So he left them here for you! Don't pass up this rare opportunity. These shoes were made for moonwalking and that's just what they'll do!

SIZE: 7.5

MATERIAL(S): 100% Leather

CONDITION: Very Good

MADE: "In China"

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MOONWALKER, DORTHROXIA, OF THE HITCHHIKER'S GALAXY DECK SHOES