THE I DON'T DO UGLY HOLIDAY SWEATERS CLASSY SHADE PROTEST PULL-OVER
STORY: You don't do ugly holiday sweaters. I mean, you've tried, but your taste is just too good. You are almost physically compelled away from things with reindeer or handmade from bulky looking yarn is greens, reds and purples. Frankly, you've given up trying. In fact, you've taken your disdain a little bit further. You only wear your nicest sweaters, cardigans and pull-overs to every "Ugly Sweater Party" you're invited to this season. People mad-dog you at the party, but smile in your pictures. You smile at the party, but mad-dog everybody else's photos. It's beginning to look a lot like Grinchmas, so eggnog cheers to your haters!
MATERIAL(S): 100% Cashmere
MADE: In China
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