NOT YOUR GMA'S PICNIC BLANKET HOMAGE BUTTON-DOWN SHIRT
DESIGNER: Alex Colman Sportswear
STORY: Susie, or—as we've all come to know her by her nickname—"Lazy Susan" was not your typical teenager. The 50s bored her. She dreamed of greener pastures without Tupperware. Kids at school thought she was "weird" because she sang raunchy blues music from they didn't know where. "Hound dog who, Susan?" they would mock her before pushing her into lockers. Frankly, she didn't care. Susie knew after graduation she was getting the hell out of there. Her grandma was really annoyed by her lack of proper interests. Gma dreamed of a grandchild she could pass her pearls onto in her will. Susie hawked them for a T-bird, donned a bright green button-down and was never seen again.
SIZE: "6/8" (No tag)
MATERIAL(S): Feels like rayon (Unmarked)
MADE: Not your gma's house, obvi (Unknown)
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